I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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