By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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