I feel great
I just peed on a car
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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