and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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