I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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