Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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