i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
