It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Please don't give away my fajitas
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