I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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