I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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