Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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