they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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