I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Randomize
