K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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