My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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