I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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