So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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