i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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