Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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