there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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