what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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