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For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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