Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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