the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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