We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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