She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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