Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
