He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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