thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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