Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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