i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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