when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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