She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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