they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It's official drugs can't kill me
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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