You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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