How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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