16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
