Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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