Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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