My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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