I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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