Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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