So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
worst night to have a conscience
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
