tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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