I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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