Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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