why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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