Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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