problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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