he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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