I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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