Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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