erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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